New Ways to Be Rude
She’s a
piece of work
She’s a
bossy clerk
She’s
my virility
She’s
my futility
Baby’s got
a head on
Baby
knows a lot of things
Like
the Sphinx on cocaine
A
trickster and a sister
A New
York City twister
A
blister on the mister
She’s
bringing New Ways to Be Rude
She
bends like a vendor
Eloquent
and tender
A carny
hostess setting up a touch
A
push-me-pull-you player
An
original gainsayer
She’s a
siren on a rock singing songs of love and war
She’s
bringing New Ways to Be Rude
<Guitar
solo>
She’s
already taken that same trip
She is
pretty handy with a quip
She
makes a formidable escape
She
once got herself out of a rape
She’s
got a hydroponic kiss
She’s
got good lovin’ that you’ll miss
But you
know she’s still thinking of
New
Ways to Be Rude